标题:
[09-23] 史上最不得不看的爆笑全辑 (不笑你拍我)
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作者:
小小新狼
时间:
2005-9-23 19:12
标题:
[09-23] 史上最不得不看的爆笑全辑 (不笑你拍我)
史上最不得不看的爆笑全辑 (不笑你拍我) [NP]
有一位男士坐在一台最先进的豪华喷射客机 ,突然肚子剧痛,要拉肚子.... 但所有的男士专用厕所都客满。 但他实在憋不住了, 于是跟空中小姐拜托, 让他用一下女生厕所。
空中小姐有点为难, 但还是答应让他去上, 还很担心一再交待他不要碰任何东西, 拉完肚子就赶快出来。
于是他一阵慌乱进去女生厕所。 当他拉完后, 神情一阵轻松 … 发现马桶旁有三个按钮, 分别写著 HW、HA、ATR ,他很好奇; 想想这么先进的厕所一定有什么特别之处, 但又想起空中小姐的叮咛 KK 。不过,还是很好奇, 于是按了第1个写著 HW 钮 ……
咦!竟然从後面喷出清洁的热水。 好棒! 原来是 Hot Water 之意。
他心想,真高级! 连忙看第2个钮 … 写著 HA 应该就是 Hot Air 罗! 果然按下钮后,送来徐徐热风。
真有意思!! 那第3个写著 ATR 到底是什么意思?
于是他按下第三钮 …… 突然一阵剧痛 ……$@#&!* ,两眼发黑晕眩了过去 ……
当他醒来时已在医院,护士小姐面色凝重的看著他说: 先生,你醒了!这是你的 xx 我把它放在你的枕头旁,希望你节哀!
“哇哇哇!我的 xx !……!怎会这样?”
他大叫:“我不是在上厕所吗?怎么会这样?”
先生,空姐说你误触了 ATR 钮, 那是 Automatic Tampon Remover = 卫生棉条自动拔除!
作者:
byh30571
时间:
2005-9-24 13:33
是不是把他的小弟拔除了!!
作者:
jiege88
时间:
2005-9-24 13:48
那还用问吗,肯定没了,
也真够可怜的,以后万一真的碰到这种情况,决不去乱碰!!!!!
作者:
nkyhx
时间:
2005-9-25 15:13
标题:
可能吗
看来啊,以后还是上男厕所,女厕所真的有这么可怕吗???
作者:
cheng102
时间:
2005-9-25 19:51
随著一声『财神到』,天上掉下个馅饼砸到你头上,你获得了『财神爷』赠送的2个积分
very very good
作者:
有
时间:
2005-9-28 00:03
呵呵!还是男厕所安全呀
作者:
rocketma
时间:
2005-9-28 10:26
随著一声『财神到』,天上掉下个馅饼砸到你头上,你获得了『财神爷』赠送的6个积分
还有ATR啊?不会吧,这个男的也太不好运了。
作者:
孙兵
时间:
2005-10-1 17:25
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作者:
atbbs
时间:
2005-10-1 18:43
这个老兄真够衰的,哈哈。
作者:
yangjun0
时间:
2005-10-2 00:31
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作者:
ft109134
时间:
2005-10-3 16:51
好狠啊!下次去女厕所要小心了!
作者:
zlmzlm20
时间:
2005-10-11 16:04
zhen 强,好是精品我服了
作者:
photo
时间:
2005-10-16 09:05
呵呵!还是男厕所好呀
作者:
salocin
时间:
2005-10-26 16:21
看过了
好奇心害死人阿
作者:
胶鞋
时间:
2005-11-16 12:46
^_^!精彩!真的假的啊?!
作者:
yayaoo
时间:
2005-11-16 19:02
哈哈哈哈哈~~~~不错不错~~多久不看~看一次快笑死了!
作者:
seek-for
时间:
2005-11-16 22:14
如此看来 不是什么都可以试的哦~
作者:
ben_seav
时间:
2005-11-19 16:54
嘻嘻,谢谢楼主了,挺好的笑话,呵呵
作者:
lyx82835
时间:
2005-11-20 16:09
这个老兄真够衰的,哈哈。
作者:
abc456
时间:
2005-11-23 19:58
这位老兄也够呛,好!!!!
作者:
rukawa
时间:
2005-11-26 19:12
看来啊,以后还是上男厕所,女厕所真的有这么可怕吗???
作者:
wodeaica
时间:
2005-11-26 20:58
这也太假了 他也太可怜了
作者:
天坛
时间:
2006-1-15 19:55
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作者:
同床密友
时间:
2006-1-16 03:52
哈哈!!!看完都笑死了.顶顶顶顶顶顶顶顶顶顶顶
作者:
soarww
时间:
2006-1-16 12:03
嘿嘿!!!!~~~~~~~~~
作者:
zengyi98
时间:
2006-2-15 02:10
Automatic Tampon Remover = 卫生棉条自动拔
记住了!!~
作者:
001ok
时间:
2006-2-15 03:06
随着一声『财神到』,天上掉下个馅饼砸到你头上,你获得了『财神爷』赠送的2个分
这家伙肯定不敢回家了这个笑活精品
作者:
pdstingf
时间:
2006-2-15 13:20
谢谢楼主的无私奉献!!支持一下!!
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